Two Friends Argue Over Limping Man’s ‘Condition’

One sunny afternoon, two friends were leisurely strolling down a busy street, when they spotted a man limping along. Intrigued, one friend, who had clearly seen a few too many documentaries, declared, “He must’ve been born lame. It’s obvious!”

The other friend, who was obviously ready to jump into a debate, immediately shot back, “No way! He probably got into some wild accident—like, you know, he was probably fighting off ninjas or something!”

Their friendly walk quickly turned into a heated debate, with both friends passionately defending their theories. “Ninjas don’t limp, you idiot!” the first friend retorted, hands flailing.

“Well, clearly you’ve never seen a ninja with a sprained ankle,” the second friend shot back.

The argument escalated quickly, and they finally decided to approach the limping man to ask him, once and for all, how he ended up with a limp.

With a friendly grin, the man turned to them and explained, “Oh, I’m not lame! One of my sandals broke, and that’s why I’m limping.”

Both friends stood there for a moment, blinking in disbelief. Then, in perfect sync, they both turned as red as tomatoes and shuffled off in silence, realizing they had spent the last 10 minutes arguing over a sandal malfunction. They had jumped to conclusions faster than a caffeine-charged squirrel!