Similarity According to Bahlool

A wealthy man wanted to mock Bahlool in front of a crowd. He asked, “Is there any similarity between you and me?”

Bahlool replied, “Of course there is.”

The rich man laughed and said, “What could possibly be similar between us? Tell me!”

Bahlool answered, “There are two similarities: First, my pocket and your head are both empty. Second, your pocket and my head are both full.”