Bahlool’s Hilarious Take on the Caliph’s Nightmare

One day, the Caliph summoned Bahlool and said, “I had a dream, and I want you to interpret it for me.”
Bahlool asked, “What is the dream?”
The Caliph said, “I dreamed that I turned into a terrifying beast, roaring and attacking everything around me, smashing and devouring all, young and old, that crossed my path. Now, tell me, what does it mean?”
Bahlool replied, “I do not interpret reality; I only interpret dreams.”