Sassy Parrot Shocks Lady with Hilarious Response!

One fine day, a lady decided her life needed a little more excitement, so she marched into a pet shop and declared, “I want a talking parrot!”

The shopkeeper, who had clearly seen a few things in his time, grinned and said, “Oh, I’ve got just the bird for you!” He pointed to a bright, colorful parrot sitting proudly on its perch.

“This guy is something special,” the shopkeeper continued. “Pull the string on his left leg, and he’ll say, ‘Hi, how are you?’ Pull the string on his right leg, and he’ll say, ‘I’m fine, thank you.’”

Intrigued, the lady asked, “What happens if I pull both strings at the same time?”

Before the shopkeeper could even blink, the parrot gave her a deadpan stare, fluffed its feathers, and squawked, “Oh great, now we’re really doing this? I’ll fall off the perch, you genius!”

The lady stood there, slack-jawed, as the parrot flapped its wings and gave a dramatic eye roll. She could hardly believe it—this bird was sassier than her ex.

Terrified but somehow impressed, she left the shop, already wondering if she had just bought the sassiest parrot on the planet—or the world’s most sarcastic therapist. Either way, she wasn’t quite sure if she was ready to handle that much attitude in her life!