Priest Prays, Lion Eats – Hilarious Forest Miracle Fail

One sunny day, a priest was wandering through a dense forest, deeply lost in thought and prayer. Suddenly, out of nowhere, he spotted a lion marching straight toward him, looking like it had skipped breakfast and was about to make a holy meal out of him. His heart skipped a beat, and in a panic, he dropped to his knees, practically begging for divine intervention.

“Please, God, save me!” he prayed, trembling so hard he could barely keep his hands together.

He opened his eyes, half-expecting to see the lion’s fangs coming at him like a freight train. Instead, to his shock, he saw the lion kneeling beside him, its eyes closed in deep prayer. The priest blinked in disbelief. “What on earth is this?” he thought. “A praying lion?! A divine miracle!?”

With a deep sigh of relief, he couldn’t help but ask, “I thought you were going to eat me!”

The lion, still lost in prayer, replied in a perfectly calm voice, “Oh, I will… but I always pray before I eat. Gotta give thanks for the meal, you know?”

The priest’s mouth hung open in stunned silence. But before he could process the miracle that was unfolding before him, the lion leapt into action. In one swift move, the priest was now on the menu—with no more time for prayer!