Vet Charges 0 for a ‘Cat Scan’ to Confirm Dog is Dead – Hilarious Twist!

Vet Charges $200 for a ‘Cat Scan’ to Confirm Dog is Dead – Hilarious Twist!

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One day, Ricky’s dog suddenly collapsed, looking like it had seen a ghost—or maybe just realized it had eaten too many treats. Ricky, panicked and practically shaking with worry, scooped the poor pup up and rushed to the vet.

The doctor took one look at the dog, who was now lying there as still as a doorknob, and shook his head. “I’m sorry, Ricky, but your dog is dead.”

Ricky, now in full-blown denial mode, couldn’t let it go. “Are you absolutely sure? I mean, really, really sure?” he asked, clutching the dog like it might suddenly spring to life.

The doctor, trying to stay professional but clearly amused, sighed. “Okay, Ricky, we’ll do some tests. Hold tight.”

He called for his assistant, who rushed in with… a cat. Ricky blinked. “What’s the cat for?”

The assistant held the cat up to the dog. The cat sniffed the dog’s fur, looked around as though it were on a reconnaissance mission, then strolled off with a look on its face like, “I’ve seen this before, no biggie.”

The doctor nodded sagely. “Well, there you go. The cat confirms it—your dog is definitely dead.”

Ricky, still in a daze, barely held it together. “Okay… how much do I owe you for all these fancy tests?”

The doctor grinned like he had a punchline ready. “Two hundred dollars.”

Ricky’s jaw dropped. “Two hundred?! For a cat to sniff my dog?”

The doctor raised an eyebrow. “Well, the cat scan is really expensive.”

Ricky nearly lost it. “A cat scan?!

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